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Semenex

The Daily Supplement team reviews products on a regular basis and reports the findings to you, the consumer.  The label “consumer” has never been more appropriate than it is for our next product in focus called Semenex.

Product Summary:

Semenex is a male enhancement product that is intended to improve the taste of semen.  It fittingly comes in the form of a drink mixture, unlike other products which are otherwise capsules or pills, and tastes like liquid pumpkin pie. I personally don’t like pumpkin pie but figure that if my partner can tolerate the taste of my semen, then who am I to complain.  The product website advertises that it is a “patented shake mix” made up of “semen sweetening” ingredients at a concentration level that is nine times higher than in their natural form.  It also states that the drink is “nutritious as well as delicious.”  Which, coincidentally, is exactly what teenage boys have been telling teenage girls for centuries.

What’s in this stuff that makes it work?

Supplement Facts Label for Semenex

The results are in:

Several willing test subjects were used in our lab trial of the product (absolutely no animals were harmed during testing).  We followed the standard double-blind, placebo-controlled testing protocol, which in layman’s terms means we used 2 males as control subjects (one who used the product and one who didn’t) and all participants were blindfolded.  The “tasters” if you will, included 3 females and one male (won’t the control subjects be surprised when they read this).

Due to limitations imposed by nature on the amount of semen one guy can produce, the testing period spanned several days.  All tasters sampled semen from each of the control subjects both before and after consumption of the product and rated the resulting ejaculate in regards to flavor.  The control subjects, in turn, rated the performance of the tasters (just kidding).  Our results concluded that 3 of the 4 tasters noticed a positive difference in the taste of the semen from the subject using Semenex.  Oddly enough, 1 of the 4 tasters also noted a positive difference in the taste of the semen of the subject not using the product.  And still one other taster wanted to sample them both again (we suspect childhood issues).

What we liked;

• The formula contains vitamins in the form of fruit and vegetable extracts
• The product is easy to use and most likely produces better tasting semen
• You have obviously found a willing participant

The Bad;

• The manufacturer doesn’t follow GMP practices
• You won’t be able to tell if someone likes you for you, or just for the taste of your semen
• You may have to sell your spittoon

The final word on Semenax:

Semenex may be of interest to men who would like to experiment with the flavor of their semen and would want their sexual partners to consume it (so basically ALL men).  The product has a nutritional value and appears to have no adverse side effects.

Someone should consider creating a similar product for women.  Possible flavors would include snapper (fish), cherry pie, and shag carpet.

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